Had some bizarre ass dream the other day about some scholastic book fair book about a young batman who had cyborg as his sidekick instead of robin.

Batman kind of looked like the Chalkzone dude and Cyborg looked kinda like Stewie Griffon. No idea why he's wearing a bullet proof vest with no batman logo, but apparently even though cyborg was his sidekick they were both the same age. And Batman was basically like Greg Heffley

I think people said the villians were good. (That's prolly not true bruh, look at this....)

This is the only scene I remember:

Cyborg: Why do they call you Batman-Laser now? I thought you didn't use guns!

Batman: That's because I have a Laser-Jetpack!

At first I was sad this shit wasn't real.... Am I stupid!?!